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FRIENDS

TO 

THE VERY DEAR AND WELL-BELOVED FRIEND 
OF MY PROSPEROUS AND EVIL DAYS-- 

TO THE FRIEND 
WHO, THOUGH IN THE EARLY STAGES OF OUR ACQUAINTANCESHIP 
DID OFTTIMES DISAGREE WITH ME, HAS SINCE 
BECOME TO BE MY VERY WARMEST COMRADE-- 

TO THE FRIEND 
WHO, HOWEVER OFTEN I MAY PUT HIM OUT, NEVER (NOW) 
UPSETS ME IN REVENGE-- 

TO THE FRIEND 
WHO, TREATED WITH MARKED COOLNESS BY ALL THE FEMALE 
MEMBERS OF MY HOUSEHOLD, AND REGARDED WITH SUSPICION 
BY MY VERY DOG, NEVERTHELESS SEEMS DAY BY 
DAY TO BE MORE DRAWN BY ME, AND IN RETURN 
TO MORE AND MORE IMPREGNATE ME WITH 
THE ODOR OF HIS FRIENDSHIP-- 

TO THE FRIEND 
WHO NEVER TELLS ME OF MY FAULTS, NEVER WANTS TO 
BORROW MONEY, AND NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF-- 

TO THE COMPANION 
OF MY IDLE HOURS, THE SOOTHER OF MY SORROWS, 
THE CONFIDANT OF MY JOYS AND HOPES-- 

MY OLDEST AND STRONGEST 

PIPE, 

THIS LITTLE VOLUME 
IS 
GRATEFULLY AND AFFECTIONATELY 
DEDICATED.

~ (Dedication in) Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

It is not the actual discomforts themselves that are hard to bear. Who would mind roughing it a bit if that were all it meant? What cared Robinson Crusoe for a patch on his trousers? Did he wear trousers? I forget; or did he go about as he does in the pantomimes? What did it matter to him if his toes did stick out of his boots? and what if his umbrella was a cotton one, so long as it kept the rain off? His shabbiness did not trouble him; there was none of his friends round about to sneer him.

 ~ Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

I remember once a friend and I--dear old Joe, it was. Ah! how we lose one another in life's mist. It must be eight years since I last saw Joseph Taboys. How pleasant it would be to meet his jovial face again, to clasp his strong hand, and to hear his cheery laugh once more! He owes me 14 shillings, too.

~ Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

Old friends, all of you, how many times have I not slipped away from my worries into your pleasant company!

~ Idle Ideas in 1905

Friends and relations are a trying class of people even in real life, as we all know, but the friends and relations of the stage adventuress are a particularly irritating lot.

~ StageLand


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