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Everything that has gone wrong in the house for the last two years has been the fault of that kitchen stove.
~ Three Men on the Bummel
We have been in seven houses since we were married, and every kitchen stove has been worse than the last. Our present one is not only incompetent; it is spiteful. It knows when we are giving a party, and goes out of its way to do its worst.
~ Three Men on the Bummel